Sympathy for the Dimwit

It's hard to go through life with the inability to understand a simple metaphor. For instance, someone who believes my new home is so close to the lake "I could throw a rock and hit the lake."

To the metaphor-impaired, this means I intend to open my window every morning and throw rocks at the lake.

Yes. And I hear Grady/Krendler's wife was so hungry she actually ate the ass out of a skunk.

Krendler is becoming unintentionally amusing.